Ivy Ireland’s son is a regular troublemaker. He and Mr. Steele, the school’s principal, are archenemies, prompting Ivy to visit the principal’s office occasionally. However, this time is different as her son went way too far and stole Mr. Steele’s credit card and ordered inappropriate items to his house. He’s been sending bags of manure, glitter bombs, and, worst of all, a box of dildos to tell him to go fuck himself. The Principal wants to press charges with the police, but he is willing to forget the whole thing if they come to a filthy agreement: he won’t press charges ...