You could go to Oktoberfest, eat and drink until your taste buds couldn't take anymore enjoyment, and you still wouldn't be having as much fun as you could be watching a scene with the Deutschland Diva
Texas Patti. From brews to bratwursts, Germany is a country of savors and flavors, but no chocolate or strudel is as delicious as Patti. With tits so mountainous they would embarrass the Alps and an ass that could stop traffic on the Autobahn...