Nina Kayy intento venderme un arma. La sacó y me la señaló. Cielos! Me ha asustado un poco. El único problema es que ella quería demasiado dinero por eso. $300 es mucha pasta. La llevé a mi oficina para que podamos llegar a un acuerdo con un precio que nos satisfaga a los dos y así ver si esta arma realmente vale la pena. Ven a descubrirlo, solo puedo ofrecerte $125. Parece que realmente necesita los $300. ¡Veamos qué está dispuesta a hacer por ese dinero!
A happily married blonde walked in looking sexy as fuck. She's trying to retrieve an engagement ring that was temporarily pawned for a loan and making payments on. Apparently she owes $160 and doesn't have the money. Which means, no money, no ring. She was embarrassed that she had no money. To save her the humiliation in front of other customers, I took her back to the office to see what we can work out for her. I asked her if she wants the ring, Let me see some ass! She thought I was a scumbag and went on about how faithful she was to her husband. Free Porn
Here at the XXX Pawn Shop, we have tons of desperate chicks coming in trying to sell me crap, just cause they happen to be in a pickle. I am a kind hearted man and that's why even though they bring me trash I always try to cut them a deal. This way they can at least go back home with the amount of money they so desperately need. Since the Items they try to sell me are worth dick, that's exactly what I give them.
You would not believe some of the things I?ve seen people try to sell me at this job. I?ve gotten the occasional boat and car. I?ve had a few gold records come and go. Even had one of them thare award show awards once. Now I know there is some equestrian enthusiast in the area, but that type of clientele usually don?t make its way into my shop. There?s always a first time for everything I guess. Lexie Banderas came into the shop with a gosh darn horse saddle.
When I was a little jit, I used to want to be in a bluegrass group. So when this girl walked into the XXX PAWN SHOP telling me she wanted to sell me some instruments, I was really excited. She told me her name was Kitty and she had instruments from her country that she needed to get rid of for some QUICK CASH. I was like great! This little American girl has some good country loving instruments. I was expecting a banjo, maybe a guitar or a fiddle.
Hey y'all, just another day in the shop. This young Latina lady comes in with an autographed baseball bat. Mia Martinez wanted to pawn it so she could go to New York city and become a big TV star. She wants an awful lot of money for a beat up baseball bat that doesn't have one of them certificates of authenticity. She doesn't even have a photo proving her story that it?s her dead daddy's baseball bat. Lady, for all I know, you stole that from the little league center down the street.
So Im at the XXXpawn shop doing inventory on a slow day. When this little misses walks in carrying a whole lot of jacket. First, I asked her name and she told me her name was Mariah. Mariah told me she needed to sell this jacket to fly off to some city, I cant remember the name. Because her Uncle passed away, right on top of the turkey on Thanks Giving Day and she need to settle his estate. When she told me she was short on cash and had only a few days to get this done I knew I had my way to her vagina.
I can't believe it., someone brought an item into the PAWN SHOP worth paying full price for. So this fine looking business type woman walks in carrying a motorcycle helmet. I took a look at it offered her a quick 50 bucks so that she can go on her merry way. Then she showed me that it was signed by a famous motorcycle daredevil, and I swear my pecker got hard before she could say his full name. I need this in my SHOP. Unfortunately, she didn't have any proof that it was a real signature..and she was DESPERATE for money.
Buendos dias amigos, Soy yo, Sean, el amable dueño de una casa de empeño del barrio y cineasta pornográfico. Hoy tengo un episodio increíble para ustedes. Así que llamamos a la puerta y es una morena sexy con un acento extraño. Pensé que era una de esas chicas cajun de ahí abajo en el pantano, pero resultó que era de Francia. Nunca tuve un coño en el otro lado del charco, así que cuando me puse me encanto, quería que probara mi Baguette francés.
Estoy en eso de nuevo. Esta vez, una hermosa joven morena entró en la tienda tratando de empeñar una Katana, ¿para aquellos de ustedes que no saben que es una Katana? Son unas espadas japonesas de lujo. He sido una fanática de las películas de RF de kung desde el pasado, así que sé una o dos cosas sobre estas espadas. Así que cuando ella sacó esta espada barata, supe que la tenía. Solo tenía que ver lo desesperada que estaba Alexis Deen por tener dinero en efectivo.
A veces me tomo un día libre, así que dejo que mis otros compañeros de trabajo administren la XXX PAWN SHOP cuando yo no esté cerca. Por supuesto, esto significa que tienen que asegurarse de que las personas que vienen no deben pensar que pueden tirar uno rápido porque no estoy cerca para atraparlo. Así que cuando, por supuesto, esta morena sexy entró a la tienda XXX PAWN SHOP con una caja llena de fundas para teléfonos (habían caducado hace 2 años), Victoria Banxxx intentó estafarnos a nosotros y les pidió que los buscaran ¡a un alto rendimiento en dólares o cámbielo por uno de nuestros portátiles de calidad!
Otro día en la tienda de XXXpawn, otro día en el que una joven camina pensando que su basura inútil es valiosa. Hoy fue Nina. Ella dice que alguien en la tienda le ofreció $ 400 por el reloj de su abuelo. Ella vino al decidir aceptar la oferta. Sé que los empleados que trabajamos aquí no ganan ningún premio Nobel, pero incluso ellos no son lo suficientemente tontos como para comprar este reloj por mucho. Ahora es un buen reloj y Nina es una chica muy bonita, así que estoy dispuesto a trabajar con ella si está dispuesta a trabajar conmigo.