There comes a time in every Pawn Shop owners life in which he or she has to make a choice: make the deal or pass. And when this chick brought in her grandma's ugly ass old bird statue, i had to pass: until I saw her ass. Rule number one, never let a desperate booty walk out the shop without some dick. Rule numero two, fuck hard and fuck fast. And three, never ever overpay for some ass that you can get at a discount. Theres probably a million more rules, but I have to leave it here boys, so that you can check out how this sexy brunette fucks...Enjoy!!
So I'm in the shop trying to persuade this young lady to purchase a beautiful winter coat, Big Mike and me where doing the old tag team thing where one of us distracts the customer with some fancy item to get them to spend more, we call it the Alabama feath PAUSE, give me a sec, I'm going off topic way too much. Let me focus you all in on the matter at hand, Jessi, a feisty latina who's trying to sell her ex-boyfriends pet..a cool Bearded Dragon named PACO.
A veces me tomo un día libre, así que dejo que mis otros compañeros de trabajo administren la XXX PAWN SHOP cuando yo no esté cerca. Por supuesto, esto significa que tienen que asegurarse de que las personas que vienen no deben pensar que pueden tirar uno rápido porque no estoy cerca para atraparlo. Así que cuando, por supuesto, esta morena sexy entró a la tienda XXX PAWN SHOP con una caja llena de fundas para teléfonos (habían caducado hace 2 años), Victoria Banxxx intentó estafarnos a nosotros y les pidió que los buscaran ¡a un alto rendimiento en dólares o cámbielo por uno de nuestros portátiles de calidad!
Whats up fuckers!!! So,business was going good as usual when in came a very sexy business type chick with quite a dilemma, she was in town for a conference and Foxy had a bit too much fun at the bar. This wasn't good for her because she was once an alcoholic and news of this reaching her husband would potentially ruin her marriage . So as you can imagine she must of went on quite a nasty binge to spend all her money and miss her flight back home.
Work work work! That's what this business is all about. Welcome back for another update of XXXPawn.. Today in came a sexy brunette holding a shoe box. Looking very sexy might I add. Apparently she wants to get rid of some seductive high-heels. Them things look might expensive, which they turned out to be after doing some research. Naomi Alice wanted 500$, this broad must of slipped and bumped her head. There's no way I'm coughing up that bread.
Nina Kayy intento venderme un arma. La sacó y me la señaló. Cielos! Me ha asustado un poco. El único problema es que ella quería demasiado dinero por eso. $300 es mucha pasta. La llevé a mi oficina para que podamos llegar a un acuerdo con un precio que nos satisfaga a los dos y así ver si esta arma realmente vale la pena. Ven a descubrirlo, solo puedo ofrecerte $125. Parece que realmente necesita los $300. ¡Veamos qué está dispuesta a hacer por ese dinero!
A happily married blonde walked in looking sexy as fuck. She's trying to retrieve an engagement ring that was temporarily pawned for a loan and making payments on. Apparently she owes $160 and doesn't have the money. Which means, no money, no ring. She was embarrassed that she had no money. To save her the humiliation in front of other customers, I took her back to the office to see what we can work out for her. I asked her if she wants the ring, Let me see some ass! She thought I was a scumbag and went on about how faithful she was to her husband. Free Porn
Here at the XXX Pawn Shop, we have tons of desperate chicks coming in trying to sell me crap, just cause they happen to be in a pickle. I am a kind hearted man and that's why even though they bring me trash I always try to cut them a deal. This way they can at least go back home with the amount of money they so desperately need. Since the Items they try to sell me are worth dick, that's exactly what I give them.
You would not believe some of the things I?ve seen people try to sell me at this job. I?ve gotten the occasional boat and car. I?ve had a few gold records come and go. Even had one of them thare award show awards once. Now I know there is some equestrian enthusiast in the area, but that type of clientele usually don?t make its way into my shop. There?s always a first time for everything I guess. Lexie Banderas came into the shop with a gosh darn horse saddle.
When I was a little jit, I used to want to be in a bluegrass group. So when this girl walked into the XXX PAWN SHOP telling me she wanted to sell me some instruments, I was really excited. She told me her name was Kitty and she had instruments from her country that she needed to get rid of for some QUICK CASH. I was like great! This little American girl has some good country loving instruments. I was expecting a banjo, maybe a guitar or a fiddle.
Hey y'all, just another day in the shop. This young Latina lady comes in with an autographed baseball bat. Mia Martinez wanted to pawn it so she could go to New York city and become a big TV star. She wants an awful lot of money for a beat up baseball bat that doesn't have one of them certificates of authenticity. She doesn't even have a photo proving her story that it?s her dead daddy's baseball bat. Lady, for all I know, you stole that from the little league center down the street.
So Im at the XXXpawn shop doing inventory on a slow day. When this little misses walks in carrying a whole lot of jacket. First, I asked her name and she told me her name was Mariah. Mariah told me she needed to sell this jacket to fly off to some city, I cant remember the name. Because her Uncle passed away, right on top of the turkey on Thanks Giving Day and she need to settle his estate. When she told me she was short on cash and had only a few days to get this done I knew I had my way to her vagina.