Fuckin' Hell! Driving down the street, I spotted this Spanish teen on the side of the road, and noticed what a phenomenally big butt she had on her.
Liz Rainbow wanted a lift to Buckingham Palace, but for a sultry, exotic babe like her, I would have driven anywhere she wanted. After driving a couple blocks, I played my classic joke about the London taxi tradition, and told her she could have her ride for free if she flashed me her tits! Like the uninhibited Euro chick she was, Liz lifted her shirt and let me stare at her natural.