Hot soccer mom Aaliyah Love thinks she can get away with stealing a bunch of wine bottles by smuggling them in her gym bag. Little did she know that security guard Rusty Nails caught the whole thing on tape. After painting a picture of how her life in prison would look, Aaliyah begs to be spared, so Rusty tells her there’s really only one way to do that, and she gets right to it.

Nikole Nash gets caught by security guard Jack Vegas while doing a beer run after her boyfriend takes off at the first sign of trouble. Jack plays the good guy role as he reveals how much her loser boyfriend has screwed her over. Nikole will now have to take the fall unless she’s willing to do some favors for Jack. Nikole cooperates to earn her freedom.

As a cashier, Tallie Lorian has been letting some of her friends purchase stuff with stolen credit cards. One day though, security guard Mike Mancini confronts her telling her they’ve run an investigation and they have her on tape, so she’s pretty much screwed. He tells her he could help her out, for a worthy exchange, he’ll say she’s innocent and look the other way.

Klepto MILF Ryan Keely is caught again. As she’s trying to claim innocence, security guard Tommy Gunn tells her that there’s footage of her stealing several items, so she has two options: he’ll call the police, or she’ll have to endure a strict cavity search. Needless to say she chooses the later.

Security guard Jack Vegas catches another shoplifter, this time he recognizes the thief, it’s Brixley Benz who’s big brother used to be his bully back in highschool. Well, it’s time for payback, so Jack makes sure to film Brixley’s thorough cavity search and sends the video to her big brother.

Security officer Rusty Nails has caught another shoplifter in the act. When he takes Allie Addison to the back, she’s forced to undergo a thorough cavity search, where the officer makes absolutely sure that she’s not hiding any more stolen morning after pills.

When hot MILF Lilian Stone gets caught on camera stealing some jewelry, security officer Rusty Nails takes her to the back for some interrogation. After performing a thorough cavity search, Lilian tells the officer she’ll do anything to fix the situation.

Case #7906117 - July 22nd, 11:17 AM. Suspect is an adolescent female with brown hair. She identifies herself as Lily Glee. She’s been observed shoplifting in the comic book section. When searched, an edition of “Archie” is found in her possession, leading to severe disciplinary action.

Case #7906116 - July 15th, 4:45 PM. Suspect is an adolescent female with brown hair. She refuses to identify herself, but after some interrogation, the Officer discovers the suspect’s real name is Rebecca Vanguard. The Officer double confirms that the suspect has hidden stolen goods inside her vaginal cavity. The rest of this case is classified.

7 de diciembre a las 4:47 p.m. - Caso # 8459254 - Robo: el sospechoso fue atrapado en el pasillo de joyas tratando de robar mercancía. Inicialmente fue pasado por alto, pero el asociado lo describió como una flagrante falta de respeto a las políticas de la tienda. El oficial de LP detuvo al sospechoso pero descubrio que era la hija del dueño de la tienda. El sospechoso amenazó al oficial de LP con ser despedido. El agente de LP se mantuvo firme y fue severo con el sospechoso. En lugar de involucrar a la policía, el oficial de LP consideró que era mejor para él dejar esto entre él y el propietario. Tal vez podría llevarlo a un ascenso por perdonarla. Evidencia registrada el 7 de noviembre de 2016.

Case #9376454 - June 5th, 8:27 AM. Suspect is a young, white adolescent female with blonde hair. After being observed shoplifting, she and her mother are brought to the new Loss Prevention Office to retrieve stolen goods. Suspects mother hopes to avoid her daughters arrest and attempts to reason with the Loss Prevention Officer. Both she and the suspect are able to reach a satisfying compromise with the Officer. The rest of this case is classified. Evidence logged on June 5, 2019.

Case #7906113 - May 20th, 7:43 PM. Suspect is an adolescent female with dark hair. She identifies herself as Alina Belle. She’s easily spotted due to her outfit, which includes black silk gloves and a pearl bracelet. While the Officer is out of the office, the suspect attempts to hide a stolen pearl necklace in her vaginal cavity. A thorough search allows the Officer to retrieve the item and enforce protocol. The rest of this case is classified.