There comes a time in every Pawn Shop owners life in which he or she has to make a choice: make the deal or pass. And when this chick brought in her grandma's ugly ass old bird statue, i had to pass: until I saw her ass. Rule number one, never let a desperate booty walk out the shop without some dick. Rule numero two, fuck hard and fuck fast. And three, never ever overpay for some ass that you can get at a discount. Theres probably a million more ...
