We will do literally fucking ANYTHING to win this cosplay contest. But there is one issue - we don’t know what the fuck we’re doing. It’s not like we aren’t cute, and it isn’t like dudes don’t want to fuck us. But we’ve never cosplayed before and don’t know what it takes to win those costume contests. Luckily, we have our stepdads, who are experts on the subject. In our wigs and cute little outfits, we sat on their laps and begged them to teach us everything they know...
