We were looking for a woman to confess, but there was no one around the church. Luckily, we stumbled upon this redhead woman who came up to me, asking if she could confess her sins. I explained I wasn't a real priest, but she still wanted to confess, so she followed me into the van. Once inside, she confessed her sin: though she had a boyfriend, the 32 year old slut had just been gangbanged by five guys at a concert. The problem was that she was so horny ...
