Febuary 15th 11:44am - Case # 3312488 - Grand Theft - LP team has been brought to this location due to thousands in unaccounted for merchandise. Suspect was tiny and swift, able to grab large amounts of merchandise quickly and sneakily. LP officer got two steps ahead and set a trap for this little devil. After being caught, Suspect sat nervously in backroom LP office. This transgression turned into quite the sticky situation. Evidence logged on Feb 15, 2017. Free Porn
