I was sick of not having enough supplies to assist people at my underfunded pool. I'm a lifeguard, and I can't help anyone without them, so I thought I was doing everyone a favor when I stole some first aid kits and floaties. I didn't believe I would get in so much trouble. The security guard even found the whistle I had hidden inside my asshole! He had to check to ensure I wasn't hiding anything else, so he took off my swimsuit ...
