I love football and I'm really good at it, but I was afraid I wouldn't make the team just because I'm a woman. My stepdad is a football legend, so I sneaked into his closet and borrowed his old football gear, thinking that dressing like a guy would increase my chances. He walked in on me while I was rubbing the jockstrap, imagining what it would feel like to have a dick. As soon as he realized I was trying to make the team, he gave me some ...