Here at the XXX Pawn Shop, we have tons of desperate chicks coming in trying to sell me crap, just cause they happen to be in a pickle. I am a kind hearted man and that's why even though they bring me trash I always try to cut them a deal. This way they can at least go back home with the amount of money they so desperately need. Since the Items they try to sell me are worth dick, that's exactly what I give them.
