Loss Prevention Officer Log, Case No. 8004209. Code Name: The Oktoberfest MILF. Log Entry: These women think they’re so much smarter than we are loss prevention officers. They think we don’t know their tricks or that they’re too quick-witted to get caught. Isn’t it funny how we always catch them in the end? We knew this thief, code-named “The Oktoberfest MILF” was guilty almost immediately. Wallets had been going missing, and all signs ...
