Lucy Reign flagged the car down in a sexy red dress, and asked if I knew where the field was so she could pitch her tent for the festival. I told her I would happily take her, but she was a day early. Lucky for Lucy, I'm head of festival security, so I offered to take her there anyway so she could get set up. Lucy needed help getting it all together, so being a gentleman, I offered my assistance. A man working made her horny, she told me, as she started to...